“Have you seen Pretty Woman? It’s a story about a prostitute. Called Richard Gere. Who gets to go out with a pretty woman, Julia Roberts. Who pays him a lot of money.”— Jemaine, Flight of the Conchords, Season 2, Episode 2
I’m supposed to be at the gym right now but instead…
I realized that my Britney CD’s (or at least the first two albums she came out with) are totally gone. I remember in high school, my mother and I did a clean-out in my closet and crap, BRITNEY IS GONE. I had no interest in keeping stuff from the pop-infested era of the late 90’s and early millennium at that time and now, BRITNEY IS GONE.
It’s my favorite slang combination of creepy and lewd. For emphasis, it may be rolled off the tongue like “Cuckoo,” i.e., “I really enjoyed speaking with him until he went lurpy on me,” or as an expletive when faced with an uncomfortable advance: “Ew. Lurpy!”